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Jeff Sessions Marijuana Rolling Papers Are A Thing

Above Photo: From alternet.org

Note: An effective form of protest is mocking elected or appointed figures. The Jeff Sessions Rolling papers effectively mock the attorney general, whose inaccurate and extreme views on marijuana deserve to be made fun of. Whenever marijuana consumers light up in a #JeffSess rolling papers with his name on them, they can are taking a political action that turns the heat up on Jeffrey Beauregard Sessions. KZ

Turn up the heat on the attorney general next time you light up.

A group supporting the legalization of marijuana has come up with a nifty fundraising scheme: Rolling papers with the attorney general’s image on the packaging.

Who better to poke fun at than the cluelessly anti-marijuana Sessions—the man who claims “good people” don’t smoke pot, that marijuana is a gateway drug, and who once said he liked the local Ku Klux Klan boys until he found out they smoked weed?

The folks at #JeffSesh apparently agreed, selecting the attorney general’s visage to grace the packages of “General Jeff’s Old Rebel Session Papers,” replete with the warning to “Don’t Beauregard That Joint My Friend.”

“We’re not criminals, junkies or idiots. Regular Jeffs all over the country — good, responsible, patriotic Americans — have a sesh now and then… and it’s OK!” the group’s website proclaims. “Every time you sesh with any brand of JeffSesh papers, you’re helping keep the law moving forward — and not back to the Nixon era,” the website says. “You’re saying we’ve moved on, Jeff.”

The rolling paper packages come in either black or white and go for $5 each. #JeffSesh says they’re selling out, but hasn’t said whether any money raised will go to any specific marijuana legalization groups.

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